We all have had those moments in life when we thought of something and it totally sounded okay in our head, but when we said it out loud it didn’t come as it was expected. It is very important to sort out your thoughts before you open your mouth, but sometimes the intensity of a conversation doesn’t let you overthink, and you act based on your impulses.
Each one of us had that moment at some point, and some people decided to share it with the world in a subreddit named r/Don’tDeadOpenInside. This group shares the most hilarious unsorted thoughts that came to life out loud that will crack you up for sure. Scroll down below to lighten up your day with these hilarious.
1. Choose Abortion Life Kills
2. This is a fucking massacre. Thing made me want to dead.
3. 7 surprising black ways to use beans
4. Stand Hong with Kong
5. Doesn’t sound like fun.
6. Jesus Scares
7. Drugs may kill you, but never your they’ll hurt feelings.
8. This Is Actually Pretty Clever
9. Honey, I think we’re supposed to turn right
10. Always Forgotten – Missed Never
11. Don’t Save A Life Be Afraid To Give Blood
12. I would like a free donation. Also, here’s my lemonade…
13. Please do not take it home. Leave litter here.
14. VOTE DUMP EARLY TRUMP
15. They must have added the arrows after realizing how steamy it was originally.
People Share “Unwritten Rules” of the Society That Everyone Should Follow, and Here Are 20 of Them
In order for us to function in a healthy society, there’s a set of unwritten rules we have to follow. Those are one of the things that no school teaches you, and at some point, you have to learn that yourself. Some call them good manners, some call them rules, or maybe just common sense.
However you name it, society has a rule book that ‘forces’ people to behave and be good to one another. In order to do that you have to be aware of these “unwritten rules”. Therefore, today we will share some with you.
One Reddit user asked a question: “What is one ‘unwritten rule’ that you believe everyone should know and follow?” And there were quite some people who shared their wisdom with the internet. People were listing things that should be common knowledge but for some reason aren’t, and it’s about time everyone learned them. Therefore, scroll down below to check out this list of “rules” we compiled for you. And if you know another one that hasn’t been mentioned, make sure to share it with us in the comment section.
If I show you a picture on my phone, don’t go swiping sideways.- Soft-Problem
Don’t watch loud videos on your phone at a restaurant. Can’t believe this isn’t common curtesy anymore. –
If you borrow something, give it back in the same condition.- Ryastor
If someone is giving you a ride you should be ready at the door before they get there. It’s so rude to have someone waiting on you when they are doing you a favor by picking you up. –Thatweirdboringdude
Let us get off the lift/train before you try to barge on ffs – Melassia
The last one to go to bed has to turn the light off. –Rebeca2277
When you have a complaint with a retail store or business, please remember that the person you are speaking too (or yelling at sadly) is just the one that happened to pick up the phone or is standing at the till. they likely have nothing to do with what went wrong and have little sway in what can be done to help. They don’t need to be yelled and screamed at for something they did not do or is under the control of a corporate office/higher up.- sebastianrileyt2
If someone is wearing headphones and is clearly keeping to themselves, leave them the fuck alone!-