20 Of The Best Mom Jokes That The Internet Has To Offer

Parenting is difficult! Being a mom is a 24/7 job! Mothers go through so many struggles to raise their kids well. Although it is ultimately a very rewarding experience when they see their kids growing and getting shaped into beautiful human beings, it’s still a tough role to play. From the moment they are pregnant, they know that motherhood is a lifetime responsibility that comes with its own struggles and rewards.

However, mothers find their own ways to have some fun. Many moms add a pinch of humor to these struggles and often joke about them. So today we have collected some jokes by mothers. Some of them are hilarious and many of these might even be relatable if you are a mom yourself. Scroll below to read some of those jokes and share them with your mothers as well.

#1

“I just watched my child individually pick off and eat every sprinkle on the donut I gave her. She has the patience for that, but can’t wait 30 seconds for me to pee by myself.”

#2

Nothing is really lost until Mom can’t find it.

#3

“Asked to switch seats on the plane because I was sitting next to a crying baby. Apparently, that’s not allowed if the baby is yours.”

Source: mommyshorts

#4

I asked a police recruit during an exam, “What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?”

He said, “Call for backup.”

#5

“My mum just bought our cat a Christmas stocking even tho we are muslims and don’t even celebrate Christmas?? She was like “We don’t know what religion he is we can’t force him to be muslim” he’s a cat?!?!”

#6

Daughter: Mom, I need my personal space!

Mom: You came out of my personal space.

#7

Kid: What’s for dinner?

Mom: Food.

Kid: What kind?

Mom: The kind you eat.

#8

“I always say if you aren’t yelling at your kids, you’re not spending enough time with them.” – Reese Witherspoon

#9

*In Mary Poppin’s voice* “Kids, time to go!”

15 minutes later… *Christian Bale’s Batman voice* “I said, let’s go.”

#10

When your mom’s voice is so loud, even your neighbors brush their teeth and get dressed.

#11

A kid asks his dad, “What’s a man?” The dad says, “A man is someone who is responsible and cares for their family.” The kid says, “I hope one day I can be a man just like mom!”

#12

“My 4YO fell off his scooter, and before I could help him, he stood up, dusted off, and whispered to himself, “shake it off big dawg.”

I’ve never been more confused about whether something was a parenting win or fail.”

Source: not_thenanny

#13

Silence is golden. Unless you have kids, then silence is suspicious.

#14

Mom’s recipe for iced coffee:

Have kids. Make coffee. Forget you made coffee. Put it in the microwave. Forget you put it in the microwave. Drink it cold.

#15

Whoever wrote the song “Easy Like Sunday Morning” did not have kids.

#16

“My mom once asked me to close the patio door because I was “letting the WiFi out.”

Source: lbibzzz

#17

“I love to play hide-and-seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can’t find me until after high school.”

#18

“My 4yo grabbed the egg off my egg and cheese sandwich, put it on her plate, took a bite of it, and then grabbed the rest in her hand, squeezed it shut, and handed it back to me saying she didn’t want it anymore. And this… THIS is why I can’t have nice things.”

Source: SnarkyMommy78

#19

“Good luck robbing my house. My home security system is LEGOs on the floor.”

Source: mommajessiec

#20

“I’ve conquered a lot of things… blood clots in my lungs — twice, knee and foot surgeries, winning Grand Slams being down match point, to name just a few. But I found out by far the hardest is figuring out a stroller!” – Serena Williams

30 Times People Spotted Such Tragic Hair Accidents, They Just Had To Share The Pics In This Online Group

The good thing with hair is that it grows back. On the other side, it takes some time, and one weekend of “I’ll just chill at home this time” might not be enough. At a few points during the pandemic, we were all stuck at home with no barber shops and hair salons open, and let me tell you, it was not great. Lucky were those who had at least a drop of the skills that Edward Scissorhands had. But the rest of us, who can barely cut our nails with the non-dominant hand, were less fortunate.

Those times are (hopefully) in the past, and we’ve all got access to getting a coiffure. Yet, the expectations don’t always meet reality. Or, on other occasions, the final result turns out extremely bizarre and questionable. To put it nicely, we speak of hairstyles that just don’t look flattering on anyone. And yes, everyone has their own taste, and no one is here to judge. Instead, let’s take this post as honest and friendly advice on what haircut NOT to get. Actually, you do you, and who cares what others are thinking.

Well, there’s a whole corner of Reddit “dedicated to jacked up haircuts from all walks of life” and called ‘Just [Fudge] My [Stuff] Up.’ Yes, it’s not the actual name, but look it up yourself because the algorithm doesn’t appreciate particular vocabulary. We have collected some interesting, to say the least, hairdos from there, so just take a look!

More info: Reddit

#1 +10 Speed

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#2 I Can Smell It From Here

Image source: Bogbrushh

#3 Watched Blade 2 Last Night And Saw Ron Perlman Rocking This Insane Wrap Around Goatee

Image source: -Polyphony-

#4 Dude Really Picked This Haircut To Promote On Instagram

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#5 Iraqi TV Hairstyles Rock

Image source: SonaSierra19

#6 Fresh Cut Spotted On Bbc Sunday Morning

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#7 This One Needs No Introduction, Give My That Fresh Tarmac Look

Image source: PatonBMX

#8 F I ? R C ?

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#9 1970s Barbershop Haircutting Guide

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#10 Family Matters

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#11 Googled “Mullet Black Man” And This Came Up, What Is This ?

Image source: YoYo_ismael

#12 Ummm

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#13 This Moustache/Soul Patch Combo

Image source: ramdom-ink

#14 Jfmsu Victorian Edition

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#15 Do You Like My Bangs?

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#16 Just Like The Photo Please

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#17 Whoever Did It To Em Bogus

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#18 This Alumnus Of The Lollipop Guild On Divorce Court

Image source: Glandular_Trichome

#19 She Just Got Out The Paint Booth

Image source: charlieboyx

#20 Found A Hairstyles Book From 1998 At The Thrift Store

Image source: DaBaddestB

#21 Toothbrush

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#22 Saw This In The Dmv

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#23 Johnny Bravo

Image source: Random_Average_Human

#24 Jfmsu 1960s Edition

Image source: nudecalebsforfree

#25 My Local Senate Candidate’s Beard Is Trying To Escape His Face

Image source: ConsumerOfFood

#26 This Lady On An Hbo Documentary I Was Watching

Image source: Fella_in_Paris_

#27 You’d Survive A 500 Feet Fall If You Landed In His Hair

Image source: BlackDragonDCR

#28 Gotta Learn To Share

Image source: JeznyBezny

#29 Who Let Them Leave The House Like This

Image source: comradetoad

#30 This Vertical Half-Bald Cut

Image source: dukorider




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