October 26, 2020

Is Your Cat Plotting Your Death?

How many times you had suspicious that your cat is plotting to kill you? Thoughts about the sincerity of the love your cat has for you? Be honest. Their love is not as warm and obvious as dogs’, that’s a fact.

We all know cats are highly intelligent creatures. Sometimes they are too smart for their own good. We also know that they are extremely independent, which is why they are such a popular pet choice. Cats do fine on their own; they only tolerate their owners. An owner allows them to get cuddles and gives them food that lets them be lazy (hunting for your meal is hard work).

Even a lazy cat can be planning world domination or at least domination over its human owner. If you don’t think that your cat has evil intentions when it comes to your health and well-being, think again.

They may seem a bit evil from time to time with their own master plan and it’s no joke, and sometimes you might seem only as a tool for achieving their evil plan. Okay, these thoughts are crazy and we dismiss them the very second they appear on our mind, but have you ever wondered how to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you?

The subtle clues hinting of the suspicious thoughts of your cat can be seen in this huge collection of cat photos who look just like they’re plotting to kill you! Scroll down the gallery for some chills.

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There’s actually a book How to tell it your cat is plotting to kill you”, which might be helpful to see this danger coming.

Cat experts everywhere agree that cats groom themselves so much because they love to be clean and it also helps to regulate their body temperature. According to Vet Street, cats typically spend anywhere from 15 to 50 percent of their time grooming themselves! That’s a lot of grooming. The main reason they do this is because they want to look their best at your funeral.

And there you have it. Let’s just be thankful that your cat is indeed, just a small domestic cat otherwise, you’d all be screwed. I

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